The LOL Jets are so bad they couldn’t beat a team stricken with injuries to their starting QB, RB, TE, CB, and DE. The San Francisco 49ers didn’t have George Kittle (knee) and Richard Sherman (calf) coming into Week 2 against the Jets. Then, the Niners lost Jimmy Garoppolo (ankle), […]
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LOL Jets Return: Gang Green 0-1 Start in 5 of Last 6 Seasons
The LOL Jets returned and they’re just as bad as ever. The New York Jets started the season 0-1, and lost for the fifth time in their last six season openers. For a franchise that’s become meme fodder and the laughingstock of the league, the Jets didn’t help themselves after […]
NY Jets Safety Jamal Adams Demands Trade Amidst Contract Dispute
New York Jets safety Jamal Adams requested a trade to either the Seattle Seahawks, Baltimore Ravens, Philadelphia Eagles, San Francisco 49ers, Dallas Cowboys, Houston Texans, Tampa Bay Bucs, or the defending champion Kansas City Chiefs. A two-time All-Pro safety and the Jets top defensive player, Adams believes the team has […]
Frank the Tank to the LOLJets, Gore Signs 1-Year Deal as Backup RB
Running back Frank Gore reportedly signed a one-year deal with the New York Jets. The saga of the great Gore will continue as the third-highest rusher in NFL history suits up for his 16th season in the NFL. Gore, 36 and soon to be 37, started eight games with the […]
LOLJets: Steeltown Beatdown, Pittsburgh Now on AFC Wild Card Bubble
Christmas came early for the LOLJets. The New York Jets (6-9) defeated the Pittsburgh Steelers 16-10, and knocked the Steelers (8-7) out of the AFC Wild Card. The defense stepped up big time in the fourth quarter to seal a fifth victory for the Jets over their last seven games. […]
Lamar Jackson Breaks Vick’s QB Rushing Record, Torches LOLJets for 5 TDs
The Baltimore Ravens (12-2) ravished the New York Jets (5-9), 42-21, on Thursday Night Football. Lamar Jackson threw five touchdowns against the Jets, and broke Michael Vick’s record for most rushing yards by a quarterback in a single season. Jackson, the runaway candidate for league MVP, came into the Jets […]
LOLJets: Revenge Victory Against Miami in 10 FG Game
The New York Jets (5-8) defeated the Miami Dolphins (3-10) in a sloppy 22-21 game that featured 10 combined field goals from both teams, including the 44-yard game-winner from Jets’ kicker, Sam Ficken, as time expired. A controversial defensive pass interference call on Miami’s Nik Needham ultimately decided the outcome […]
LOLJets: Gang Green Gifts 0-11 Bengals Their First Victory
The LOLJets are back. The New York Jets (4-8) won three games in a row, but took two steps back after losing to the 0-11 Cincinnati Bengals on Sunday. The 22-6 loss to the Bengals (1-11) marked the second time this season that the Jets lost to a winless team. […]
LOLJets: Upset the Oakland Raiders for Three Wins in a Row
The New York Jets (4-7) defeated the Oakland Raiders 34-3 to extend their winning streak to three games after losing to the winless Miami Dolphins, and starting the season 1-7. The Raiders were in the AFC wild-card hunt, but after this loss, they sunk to 6-5 and saw their postseason […]
LOLJets: Jets Score Season-High 34 Points in Convincing Washington Blowout
The New York Jets (3-7) boasted the worst offense in the NFL coming into Week 11, but then Sam Darnold tossed four touchdowns, and the Jets scored a season-high 34 points in a 34-17 victory over the Washington Redskins (1-9). Jets DB, Jamal Adams posted another monster performance with three […]
LOLJets: Jets Beat Giants in NYC Toilet Bowl
Two of the worst teams in the NFL took the field for the ‘Toilet Bowl’ on Sunday in a battle of bragging rights between both New York City football teams who posted a combined record of 3-14 coming into the game. Led by safety Jamal Adams, the New York Jets […]
LOLJets: Tanking Miami Dolphins Beat the Jets, Operation ‘Fire Gase’ Begins
The Miami Dolphins (1-7) finally won their first game of the season with a 28-18 victory over their ex-head coach Adam Gase and the inept New York Jets (1-7). Fans in the greater New York City metropolitan area are calling on the Jets ownership to fire Adam Gase after the […]
LOLJets Week 8: Another Game, Another Ugly Loss
The misery for the New York Jets (1-6) continued and Gang Green lost once again. The #LOLJets lost 29-15 to the Jacksonville Jaguars (4-4) in a game the Jets hoped they’d win after an embarrassing 33-0 pummeling by the New England Patriots on Monday Night Football. Jets quarterback Sam Darnold […]
LOLJets: Sam Darnold Seeing Ghosts in Patriots’ MNF 33-0 Shutout
The New York Jets (1-5) were blanked 33-0 by the New England Patriots (7-0) on Monday Night Football. Mic’d up Jets QB, Sam Darnold, admitted he was seeing ghosts against the Patriots stifling defense. One week after playing their best game of the season with an upset over the Dallas […]
#LOLJets Week 6: Mono-Free Sam Darnold Returns, Jets Upset the Cowboys
With quarterback Sam Darnold back at the helm after recovering from a bout of mononucleosis, the New York Jets (1-4) won their first game of the season by defeating the slumping Dallas Cowboys, 24-22. The #LOLJets looked like a legitimate team for the first time all season, with their upset […]
Home Dog Alert: Sam Darnold Returns to the Winless Jets in Week 6
The usual losing suspects are home dogs once again in NFL Week 6 with the New York Jets, Miami Dolphins, and Arizona Cardinals getting points at home. QB Sam Darnold returns from a bout of mono, but even with Darnold back in the lineup, the Jets are a 7-point home […]
#LOLJets Week 5: It’s Never Sunny After a 25-Point Beatdown in Philadelphia
The New York Jets (0-4) and frustrated RB Le’Veon Bell continued their winless streak with a 31-6 blowout loss against the Philadelphia Eagles (3-2). Another week, another ugly loss for the #LOLJets. Quarterback Sam Darnold, still recovering from mononucleosis, was itching to play after missing the last two games. Darnold […]
#LOLJets: Nice Bill Lets Jets in the Back Door, Cover +21 in Foxboro
The New England Patriots beat the New York Jets 30-14 in a game that should have been a lot worse, but the Jets scored a garbage time touchdown and pulled off a back-door cover at +21. Even when you try to bet against them, the #LOLJets go ahead and screw […]
#LOLJets: Monday Night Football Brown Show, Jets Lose Another QB
The New York Jets already lost starting QB Sam Darnold to mononucleosis heading into a Monday Night Football matchup against the 0-1 Cleveland Browns, but the #LOLJets also lost backup QB Trevor Siemian when he snapped his ankle during a late hit in the second quarter. When it rains, it […]
LOLJets: Kicking Woes, Mosley Hurt, Blow 16-Point Lead to Bills
The LOLJets were at it once again after linebacker CJ Mosley went down with a groin injury and the Buffalo Bills rallied back to overcome a 16-point deficit to defeat the New York Jets 17-16. The Jets got bit in the face when they decided to save a few pennies […]